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Punch him in the dick

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!
by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019
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Texan Bull Punch

The act of punching your sexual partner to avoid cumming inside
"I was so close, I had to use the Texan Bull Punch to avoid being a daddy"
by COCKLINT October 27, 2015
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splatter bowl punch

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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punching the tomato

banging out a scrunt when she is on her period, the cock acts as a fist repeatedly pounding the bloody vagina, hence the term "punching the tomato"
I only bang whores who are over twelve now because I can't get enough of punching the tomato. Deeee-licious!
by Mike Shula February 6, 2008
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donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.
by Opi071694 December 11, 2010
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Mother-Pucker Punch

PAIN IN ASS MOTHER-IN-LAWS
When you are doing your mother-in-law doggie-style you then jam it in her ass. As she turns around puckered from pain you donkey-punch her in the mouth. Making this the MOTHER-PUCKER PUNCH.
by Mother-Pucker Punchers October 14, 2009
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Cherry Punch Bowl

When you tie your partner down and then you punch said partner in the mouth. At which point you urinate in your partners mouth. The blood from their mouth mixed urine resembles watered down cherry punch.
John, what happened to your lip?
Last night, Stephanie and I got pretty wild. She tied me down. Then she gave me a cherry punch bowl.
by Ancient Lyracus October 2, 2010
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