ninja problems

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

by lots of love February 22, 2008

American Ninja

A common stereotype in western cinema. As opposed to Japanese ninja, an American one will perpetuate the general attitude toward far eastern culture with high-pitched screaming and ridiculously flashy moves, and should a plot require it, an intense one-on-one katana showdown in broad daylight. Will also wear a black bodysuit no matter what the lighting conditions or scenery are. Completely contradicts the entire point of the ninja in the first place, which is to assassinate in complete and total secrecy.

Bruce Lee comes to America, acts, and all of a sudden every Asian on the planet fights like him; thus was born the American Ninja.

by Stefan-sama November 19, 2010

ninja cock slap

a small little wiener that is hard and hard to see at night when used properly it can be effective against the female species. Also a sneak fuck from pussy to ass.

Jimmy did a flying spin flip over the table and ninja cock slapped Jenny on the side of the head.

by Matt Kopacz November 1, 2004

Ninja Smoke Bomb

To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.

Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.

by billythekid23 April 11, 2008

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys

Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.

Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.

cowboys - gey.

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys:
Ninjas and pirates agree cowboys suck.

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo August 4, 2006

text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.

damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.

by Mo Sess January 4, 2006

Red Lipped Ninja

When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.

"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."

"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."

by thatoneguyuno May 11, 2010