Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

Max

Max is always bricked up and has a massive penis has loads of friends and is replay popular and fit all the gals want him but he has to fight them off

See that really fit sexy young he definitely a max

by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021

MAX

Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .

- Have you seen max ?

- No , but if you do run .

by jesussave July 26, 2022

pure maxxing

Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.

Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"

"💀"

by Pseudonimous epium El BOB March 7, 2024

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Max Power

Popular at the time, Slightly tacky looking modified cars from late 90's to early 2000s in the UK, ricer style cars, popularized by Pimp My Ride, Need For Speed and the fast and the furious, the name Max Power comes from the magazine of the same name which was published from 1993 until 2011

That car was modified in the Max Power style.

Did you read the newest issue of Max Power?

Did you see the Max Power Renault 5?

by Thepowerman September 16, 2022

Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019