mary pooppins

The act or process of taking such a large shit that you are forced to flush the toilet half way through your deification.

Properly used in a conversation:

Dude Number 1 "Dude, I took the gnarliest Mary Pooppins after eating all those burritos."

Dude Number 2 "Dude, I want burritos"

by halffullflusher February 23, 2014

lady mary

a lady on Downton Abbey (a TV show) that gets raped by a Turkish gentleman that dies when they make out for just a couple minuets.

Just watch Downton Abbey. Lady Mary is awesome

by DowntonAbbeyluver February 24, 2014

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

dollar day mary

Any girl named Mary who will, for a single dollar, give it up in a car on a side street.

A girl who will do random sex acts for cash in vehicles is called dollar day Mary

by Big C in FW April 16, 2014

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, and she queefs/farts, and splats the blood around

Dude! Mary just freaking Bloody Maryed all over me!

by Hardcore larry July 21, 2014

Bloody Mary

adjective.

The art of having sex with an intoxicated girl while she is on her period

1, Dude did you hear about Aadi last night?
2, Yeah man didn't he Bloody Mary that girl?

by Bullcutbaby September 11, 2014