I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

Kayla Knowles

Kayla Knowles is the daughter of Apollo and the mortal Darren Knowles (don’t ask how she is born) she’s pretty funny

I personally ship her with Drew Tanaka (because all the ladies luv Drew)

Taylor: “I love Kayla Knowles”
Drew: “Bitch”

by StarryNightmare October 22, 2023

You Know Who Else Logs?

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"

by dxpe? December 15, 2023

I know you're asleep but

Something a guy texts a woman at 3am, when he's most emotionally vulnerable so he can vent without fear of being judged

"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"

by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023

You know what really grinds my gears?

Something Peter Griffin says before he states the thing that annoys him the most.

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

yuo know alexander he only grik

Powerful argument against greek people

DarkSkinnedRoman: Ah, I'm so proud of being greek.
AnalbanianCareful: yuo know alexander he only grik

by 1c7x January 19, 2024