Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
by Michael C. February 12, 2022
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Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011
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The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person
omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me
by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024
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human skunk

Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty
by J Slasher September 25, 2019
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