fish and chips

chavs' slang for a fit bird.

oy oy! fish and chips!

by freddd July 20, 2008

gone fishing

Heading out into the world of nature to explore things far beyond one can normally venture.

1: "Where Joe at?"

2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."

1: "Hope he catches something."

2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."

by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011

Penis Fish

A variety of fish usually found in the caribbean. They have a penchant for biting Penises.

I went to the Dominican Republic for vacation and I had to be very careful of the Penis Fish.

by Ironmike2018 May 17, 2006

Fish Fucking

The act of taking massive quantities of painkilling medication to the point of experiencing "bonelessness," and using your soft, wet, scaly, spaghetti noodle cock to hopelessly and pathetically attempt to bring pleasure to a lover.

I went out to the bar last night after you juiced me and ended up fish fucking some hairy old bean bag.

by Marcus Aurrelius December 18, 2011

Ass Fish

Ass Fish (or "fishing") is An anal sex move used by homosexuals, where you would put your penis in your partners ass followed by both hands on either side of your penis, meanwhile wiggling your fingers around and making "Bubble noises" to resemble a fish.

Note: Heterosexuals can use this move too during anal sex.

Ricky and James did the Ass Fish last night.

"Would you like to go fishing with me" Asked James to Ricky.

by Colbster July 9, 2007

fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.

Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?

by hwinked January 19, 2004

Salty Fish

An unclean pussy. A pussy that hasn't been washed for days. During oral sex, a pussy that is sour and or salty to the taste, and fishy in odour.

John: i was gonna go down on her, but came straight back up.

Harry: Salty fish

John: Yup

by Hobo Lenny January 9, 2008