Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

by equestrienne January 2, 2012

Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.

Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...

by smooth-operator December 15, 2010

facebook phase

A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face

Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard

by SafeHavenThug February 12, 2014

Facebook Lesbian

A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.

Essentially a Poser.

Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..

Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.

by LehighValleyLesbians December 12, 2012

Facebook Evangelist

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

Nasty Facebook

Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.

Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.

by Bleezy009 August 2, 2009

facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015