You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

by Always Shave It September 19, 2011

moth eating mother fucker

A total jerk. Worse than just a mother fucker, or even a cock-sucking mother fucker

Aaron: "Our boss's boss is coming in today. I hate that guy!"
Jerry: "I can't stand that moth eating mother fucker!"

by arf1980 October 16, 2008

dick eating syndrome - DES

Dicke Eating Syndrome A.K.A DES- When someone is such a little bitch or suck up that they just eat piles and piles of dick all day just to try to get anyone to like them

"Hey did you hear Skyler went up to the professor to rat out the gang"
"Yeah I heard that...what does she have DES or something"
"Yeah she eats a lot of dicks so she must have "dick eating syndrome - DES"

by MadDawg179 November 13, 2013

Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

National eat pussy day

Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.

"Hey i just ate out a female today, because it's national eat pussy day"

by Officialnotional day announcer April 12, 2017

eat it from da back

Eat someone ass or pussy in a doggystyle position

I love it when Miesha go down she know how to eat it from da back

by The girl bro March 9, 2015

National eat pussy day

Just another day where instead of sucking Dick, grabbing ass, grabbing dicks, etc. You can eat her out

"Hey bro. It's national eat pussy day. Go get her"

by Unknown2.0 April 11, 2017