Clas

Clas is a lazy lazy guy who does not like to exercise at all. He's very weird but has a big heart. Consider yourself lucky to have a Clas as a friend. All the girls wants to be friends with him and sometimes even more.

Person #1 : Why is that guy so lazy?
Person #2 : I don't know, it must be a Clas

by Larsen Ape October 20, 2019

classy bitch syndrome

A common disease in the developing part of the world, affecting most employees in customer service. They treat you as if they were an expensive slut who only does her/his thing if she/he somehow depends on you and as if you were a lousy shepard in rags who smells of socks and rotten lard.

These boys and girls at the bank surely suffer from the classy bitch syndrome. I almost feel the urge to ask: How much do you want to do me right?

by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019

Leg-claps

1. A way to clap when you get kidnaped and the villain finishes his big speech.
2.Clapping with your legs

Villain:(finishes speech)
Kyle:(does leg-claps)
Villain:What the hell are you doing
Kyle:leg-claps
Villain:What the hell is that
Kyle:Clapping with your legs
Villain: Why
Kyle: Cause you worked hard on that plan

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Santa Claus

When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.

m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.

by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.

I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.

by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020