First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

Mud Stickin'

When oral sex is performed on a man with fecal matter in the giver's mouth.

Jack is so in to fecal play that he and Jill have been mud stickin' lately.

by Izzaaron February 28, 2009

Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

Georgia Mud Bowl

When you shit in the tonk of a toilet so when they flush, the water has shit in it.

Hey John, my girl kicked me out so I gave her a Georgia Mud bowl before I left

by Shaggyshaggin September 27, 2018