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Raccoon's Breakfast

That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.
"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.
by goody5 December 11, 2011
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Eat pussy till you break your jaw

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy
What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020
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prison break

When you only intended to fart, but a little bit of poop makes a run for it and tries to escape.
Pllllllllllllp. Oh shit that was almost a prison break.
by unterk October 15, 2008
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breaker

radio: air waves, ether, on air
He switched on his CB rig. "Let's see who's on the breaker tonight."
by Marty July 16, 2004
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porchagese breakfast

The act of egg white and sugar while she is doing a handstand while the person eats the woman out
porchagese breakfast is what i do to your mom
by nevamuck November 3, 2010
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Tripping the Breaker

Without any embellishments, the girl places the guy's penis in her mouth. Then as clearly as possible she says a disturbing or entertaining movie quote. After which she simply removes the penis.
Tripping the Breaker: For a guy about to go off for army training. Place his penis in your mouth. Say, "Only two things come from Texas, boy, steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you." (Best if you're in Texas.)
by Demona09 March 10, 2009
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reverse ice breaker

a statement or question that is said in a conversation to causes silence, usually due to awkardness. this can be used purposely or accidentally
when john told steve that he had sex with kelly it became a reverse ice breaker after john found out that kelly was still dating steve
by backwards-chickening May 18, 2010
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