Crabs On The Block 

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases

Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga

Crabs On The Block by Jokle May 20, 2015

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

Vehicular cock block by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

bang and block 

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

bang and block by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015

k and block

to respond to a rude, insensitive or just plain annoying text with a "k" then proceed to block that persons number.

he asked me to fuck and I hit him with the "k and block"

k and block by Big Daddy D 69 May 18, 2016

DVR Cock Block 

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

DVR Cock Block by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Walk The Block 

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.

Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae

Walk The Block by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

lard cock-block by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017