flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

by BradPlague December 11, 2017

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

butt beer

Beer filtered through the ass crack.

"My butt beer tastes like ass!"

by Bewitched December 12, 2008

Pretzel Beer

The way beer tastes having just smoked a cigar.

Ah that backwood was nice but now I'm stuck with this pretzel beer

by 357boy September 4, 2016

good night beer

sometimes just referred to as "good night" to signify the use of any alcoholic substance as a "sleeping pill".

He stays awake if he doesn't drink his good night (beer).

by Jon July 4, 2004

Bear Mountain Beer

Ah, the glorious Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are Bear Mountain bears making Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the Bear Mountain Beer, employees of Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are human moochers harvesting their life's work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.

"I just ordered a keg of Bear Mountain Beer. Now let's have a moment of silence for the poor workers who died in their quest for this delicious beer..."

by Lokokoko January 31, 2010

King's Beer

When buying the beverages for a party, this is the beer that you reserve for yourself, which is distinguished by being a mark above the rest. Can also be applied to the beer reserved for someone of importance (e.g. the individual supplying the money for the drinks or the person in whose honor your are celebrating) as a sort of gift.

Guy behind you in line: "Whoa...so much nati... this twelve pack of Becks seems a little out of place."

"Don't take that keystone, here, let me give you one of the king's beers."

"Hand's off, that's the king's beer."

by superbum900 November 4, 2011