oven toast

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015

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shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

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hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop December 24, 2015

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french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

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Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016

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mildly toasted

the act of insulting someone to the point where it is not a roast but isn't a bad insult.

Jeff: "Bro I fucked like 20 bitches this week!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"

by dicklover2169 October 10, 2016

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