King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009

Dan King

The act of making somebody your house and/or yard negroe

Alex just wouldn't learn, I Dan King'd his ass last week and he still bitches about his camaro, go get me some ice cream boyy

by DirrtySanchez January 18, 2009

Traffic King

An individual who has gone beyond the call of duty in the world of cannabis smuggling. One who is solid in all aspects, and has moved at least 100 kilos throughout their career. A real runner who never sweats. Lastly the person must be certified by the state of Ohio as a felony trafficker.

Between all the Michigan and Cali trips Kevin's kept Columbus supplied for years, the state should give the Traffic King those 4 bricks back when it's finally legal.

by Sir droski420 September 7, 2018

the king of town

A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.

"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"

by the gb5 December 3, 2003

Horned King

The "creepiest" Disney Villain of all time, all time being the 1980's... A pathetic excuse for a villian in today's time, though he was voiced by John Hurt

80's Nostalgia Man: The Horned King Is SO SCARY!
Today's Person: Yeah, and everyone loved Gigli

by Ratsocanation October 5, 2003

The Lizard King

The Co-Worker no one really knows the truth about. Is their name even their real name. You will never know and can not stop their rise to power, They are the Lizard King.

Adam: Robert is totally The Lizard King. He has gotten promotion after promotion and no one really knows anything about him.

Doug: Is Robert even his real name?

by BozOU44 November 7, 2022

Kings of Leon

1.) A band that sucks ass/dick

2.) A band that got a gig to play at the mtv movie awards because the band had a gay 5-way with the mtv CEO.

3.) A band whose crappy music won't get off the fucking radio.

4.) A band whose singer sounds as if he's constipated, or accidentally left his dildo in his butthole.

(strieght guy) "Dude, I hate the kings of leon."

(strieght guy#2) "I know; they fucking suck."

(a group of gays lesbians walk by talking)

(homo) "I wuv duh kings uh leyon! yaaaay!"

(lezbo) "I can totally relate to the singer."

by SLAYER_FAN57 July 22, 2009