Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

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Self-Gun

The act of pointing a firearm at your own head and pulling the trigger.

Life sucks, I wanna commit self-gun

by Suldebaker April 2, 2020

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Any small, compact, short-barreled pistol, typically a hammerless revolver but could be an automatic in smaller caliber. Easily concealed in a trouser pocket or handbag, it is intended for close-range use, e.g., firing directly into an adversary's abdomen with a minimum of fuss.

Chief Harmon subdued the perp with two quick shots from his belly gun, not even bothering to pull it out of his coat pocket.

by Watsford E. Zert May 12, 2022

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Get the Belly Gunmug.

How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard

Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

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