jack shower

When you jack off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

Nigerian shower

Coffee enema followed by explosive diarrhea

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.

by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020

Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.

Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.

Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"

by jswizzle4 January 30, 2012