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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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bestest person

Bestest person is another name for Hanna L.
-Hey Charlie, do you know what? Yesterday I got talk a little bit with the bestest person!
-The bestest person?
-Yeah you know , Hanna L.
- Aah man that's so sick!!!
by Smiskaren February 16, 2018
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Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it
Ancient Egyptians created cat persons
by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023
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Person 32

person 32 is the guy who killed persons 31 favorite youtuber
person 1 - 30: idk im just standing here!!!
person 21: whats 9 + 10
person 31: WHAT THE FUCK PERSON 32
person 32: haha dead youtuber dead youtuber
by macedoniabest October 1, 2025
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Personal

Wanna go behind regal and hit a personal in your car?
by Isher 420 January 18, 2020
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Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.
I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.
by Shugunou February 28, 2023
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Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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