Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

savouring the tea

Forming a ring round the highest point of the scrotum with your index finger and thumb (so that the testicles are below your finger and thumb) and moving them up and down, in a similar motion to a handjob.

Derives from teabagging, and named as such after the practise of letting the teabag drip as long as possible to get the most amount of tea out of it.

I don't know why she wouldn't wank me off; she kept savouring the tea.

by Crack the Yak July 28, 2010

Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.

Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!

by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010

Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

meadow tea

urine from any animal that lives in the wild, usually forest and plain areas, which is consumed by a human for survival or leisurely

Man, I got trapped in the woods and there were no streams around...had to live off of meadow tea.

by grimreaper252 May 30, 2011