He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.
by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025
Get the Jake Kinghornmug. Jake is the World’s worst COCKBLOCK. He will try to take anyone’s girl whether she’s taken or not! Also thinks he’s the buffest future EMT to ever walk the earth.
by Uegeidyneisne January 3, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by itz ya gamer 65 December 24, 2017
Get the Jake Paulersmug.