shit zoo

A zoo with only one animal, generally a small lap dog.

The Melbourne zoo is a shit zoo.

by Fuzzy November 22, 2005

shit stabber

One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.

See, I told you he was a shit stabber.

by BarryBurton August 9, 2006

Ghost Shit

When you take that monster shit, and then go to wipe your ass, but theres nothing there. It's like it never happened... :|

Kelsey: Hey Matt you almost done in there?
Matt: Yeah but we're out of toilet paper...
oh wait its a ghost shit nevermind its coo.

by Telan July 1, 2008

Shit Sandwich

A bad situation.

"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

full of shit

1) Totally unfounded, not credible, or ridiculous...usually refers to something somebody just said.
2) Having a large amount of fecal matter in your body, usually necessitating a dump.

Eric: "...so I told the Olsen twins I wasn't in the mood, because you know, I can do better. Then a couple minutes later I ran into the Hilton sisters and scored a threesome. It was just like in the video, dude, I swear."
Stan: "Man you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown."
Eric: "Yeah, I guess you're right, I really need to drop a massive deuce in the john."

by Nick D July 14, 2004

shit-talking

A conversation where someone says a lot of bad things about something or somebody.

There ain't nothing but a bunch of shit-talking going on over there.

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019