speedball 

To cup one's fart in your hand and open it over an unsuspecting friend's nose.

Cody, Landon won't shut up, hit him with a speedball.

speedball by Kellen Rust February 11, 2005

speed bagging 

A timed teabagging in which the recepient experiences orgasm.

Sean received a brisk speed bagging in which his girlfriend bested her own record of 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

speed bagging by Phenomally December 16, 2006

SpeeDemon 

King among men.
Gnet Abuser.

I love SpeeDemon.
Where is SpeeDemon?
Wow, SpeeDemon sure owns me.

SpeeDemon by Speed>Ayeso March 31, 2003

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

speeching by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

Speed Typo Disorder 

A disorder when speed typers repeatedly make typos because the speed of their fingers confuse the keyboard.

Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.

i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3

Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD

Speed Typo Disorder by Chitman July 16, 2009

speedbowl 

smoking a really big bowl really fast

"Dude, we totally speedbowled that shit!"

speedbowl by Dean Behringer December 3, 2009

Speed Charging 

When you realize you phone, iPod, laptop, electronic is about to die as you are going to leave and you uselessly believe if it sits on a charger for five minutes it may last a few hours. Even though it makes little difference

Person 1: dude we need to leave what are you doing?
Person 2: Speed charging my phone it might last a little longer
Person 1: it doesn't help... I'm leaving

Speed Charging by Dante's inferno November 10, 2012