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kind heart syndrome 

A diagnosis that occurs when a person puts other people’s happiness in front of ones own happiness. They can only be happy of the people around them are. No matter how broken the victim may be, they will still try to make others happy, rather than making themselves happy
Johnny is so sad sometimes, yet he still tries to make everyone else feel happy. He probably suffers from Kind Heart Syndrome.
kind heart syndrome by W.Lia November 8, 2020
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Leaky Peepee Syndrome 

Leakage from your penis after using the bathroom. Usually fixes it self after you leak in your pants, and zip your pants up.
"Dude, I just went piss and my cock is leaking! I think I have leaky peepee syndrome"

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome 

A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.
I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.

Restless Anal Syndrome 

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.
Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

Saggy dick syndrome 

Me: Aye u see my boy Trevor over there?
You: Ya?
Me: That motherfucker got saggy dick syndrome from fucking a saggy puss.

Adrien Agreste Syndrome 

Adrien Agreste Syndrome is not a psychological disorder; It stems from the series 'Miraculous Ladybug" and fans use this to describe anyone who is in denial about liking someone. It hints toward Adrien's famous line, when he describes Marinette, "She's just a friend" when Marinette obviously is not. This term is not gender subjective.
Camilo Madrigal (Encanto) : I don't know what you're talkin' about, she's just a friend
Fans: Adrien Agreste Syndrome -