Roadster

An old band teacher who has a bald head with one strip of white hair across the top. When he wants you to play louder he squawks like a bird.

The Roadster was fired.

by Angry band student February 28, 2004

Roadie

An alcoholic beverage that is made very strong. Half alcohol/half mixer. Used primarily for a short car ride and is shared by all.

Beth and her friends enjoyed a Roadie on the way to the kickball game. It was REDONKULOUS!!

by Peek191255 September 15, 2009

Roadie

Someone who spends a great deal of time traveling is a Roadie, such as a hitchhiker.

Some Roadies are hitchhikers without a permanent home; they spend a lot of time traveling. A sojourner, a traveling man.

by conniemod October 22, 2008

roadside bomb

When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.

oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!

by captmyke June 11, 2006

Road Rager

When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.

Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)

by McClark March 26, 2009

long road to haul

A saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties.

Also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. This would imply that they are either digging up the road or having sex for money down the road. The correct would be long road to haul.

Something just isn't right in the kids head, he's going to have a long road to haul in his life.

by xcept73 April 19, 2015

roadblock

A fat person who gets in your way and is so fat that you can't get around him/her.

1. Damn it! That Kevin's 340-pound body is obstructing my path in the junk food aisle, I can't even squeeze past that fatass roadblock without abandoning my shopping cart!

2. One of my store managers, Johnathan, was trying to get into the receiving part of the store and he tried to push past the carts, dollies, and pallet jacks that were in his way, complaining, "Man it's like a ROADBLOCK here!!!"

by al833zy October 9, 2011