Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

by Great White Northerner January 10, 2010

Snow wings

When you eat out a woman after you have cum inside her.

My girlfriend still wanted more after I was done, so I had to earn my snow wings.

by WimYam March 29, 2021

snow white chimp

It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks

We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp

by MEDDY April 11, 2025

snow globe baby

When an adult has a, usually cute or adorable, baby face as if they had been stuck in an ageless snow globe.

After Tom had shaved his beard it was obvious that he was a snow globe baby.

by Indiebreadkid November 24, 2015

snow

To talk bollocks to fool people.

"Woah that guy was really snowed, he had no idea who you reallly were!"

by 2eu2 February 4, 2021

Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!

Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!

by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014