The Reverend Turtelius master love

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you

The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason

by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.

Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!

by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003

God Master

A person that everything they do appeals to someone else.
A person that is greatly admired by another.

Johnny is Jake`s Godmaster.

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

The master of bait

Professional fisherman

The master of bait is a professional fisherman

by The master (of bait) August 23, 2024

Dumbgeon Master

A host of a Tabletop role-playing game such as DnD that is ill-prepared, organizing the game poorly and/or simply being dumb.
Jokingly said to generally good dms having a bad day, or as an actual insult to an idiot Dm ruining the game.

Player: Im going to attack this guy!
Dm: Uhhh okay, roll for persuasion
Player: what?? That doesnt make sense, you dumbgeon master

by Noxiosthegreat October 8, 2024

Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024