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English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011
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ass master

a person who is the master of bieng an ass...
kc is being a really big ass master today
by yo mama March 1, 2004
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Master Ram Rod

for ramming ones penis against a famous hole
Hey Dude I Cant Believe U Did A Master Ram Rod
by CutYoJibbaJabba May 7, 2007
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Master of None

Happiness in the line of love fore euphoria as a myth but only real. When a person believes in idea being of a belief ideal of wonderlust and trust in love of existence of anything also even none even if its not real
What you are and what you need to do for what you owe… you know what I mean your smart you can smart of as master of none
by Blackhippy60 February 24, 2021
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Chink Master Slop

The rap name of an infamously sloppy MC.
"Fat Joe looked really sloppy in that new video of his."
"It couldn't have been more sloppy than Chink Master Slop in his new video. You know, the one where he vomits in a cup under his bed, and then forgets about it, only to find it 3 weeks later."
by The King of Woodridge February 25, 2008
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Da fap master

A faggot that faps alot, and hates his parents

Edgy/dumbass/virgin/horny to the max/useless to sociaty.
John: yo wsp what's your name on discord ?
faggot: Da Fap Master#4269
John: gtfo
by NoobPillow July 23, 2020
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mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005
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