Hoes Mad

A code word used if a teacher is approaching.

*is eating food and on phone at school*
“Yo, hoes mad”
*everyone looks and spots principal*
*everyone puts away their food*

by dumbitch October 3, 2019

Mads

A guy with a big penis

That guy is a straight Mads

by 2mas Toch November 22, 2021

Mad jackin'

When someone is on Facebook, via mobile device. This can include but not be limited to: updating Fabo status, Facebook stalking, changing profile pic, etc. Does not include Twitter, Myspace, nor Xanga due to gayness of said sites.

Abbey was mad jackin' all during psych class so now her phone battery is low.

by jakeyjake8872 June 3, 2011

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

You can't be mad

I can and am perfectly justified in being so but that has no relationship to the actual issue here. You do not get to rob me. You are not aggrieved. And these AI bandwagon hoppers aren't going to kill any kids if they are made to pay me and that is EXACTLY what is going to happen. Some of you need to pray to whatever God you hold dear that that happens. I don't give a fuck about 'the people.' This isn't a vote. This isn't a popularity contest. You do not matter. So, I created AI... Why don't you do something with your worthless life so that YOU CAN SAY that even though you ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING... At the very least, you saved the life of a child.

Hym "He you can't be mad about all the school shootings, I mean, you're manufacturing mental illness. You actively tried to make the guy a crazy person so he did what crazy people do, right? You can't be mad about it because you did it to yourself."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

TSW mad

Getting a little bit mad because of someone who repeatedly shows up at inconvenient times to cause relatively minor annoyances that make everything more complicated than it needs to be.

Everything was going well and then that TSW showed up and just made everything more complicated. I'm not just mad, I'm TSW mad.

by [---] June 8, 2023

Mad

A term historically used to oppress people who experience emotional distress and non-normative or non-conventional states of being. Mad has been reclaimed as a socio-political identity for people who experience emotional distress and/or who have been labeled as “mentally ill” or as having “mental health issues.” A mad individual is a person whose identity and selfhood are contrary to convention, subverting, defying, disrupting, and liberating oneself from what is considered “sane.” To be mad is to take pride in the mental states that have been deemed criminal and deficit.

Hi, my name is Iljeoma and I am a mad person.

by MVm\M April 25, 2022