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Light Bender

The slang term for an optician
Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo
by Random Aussie May 3, 2025
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light fighter

Someone who stands up for those who can't stand up for themselves, who opposes the seemingly overwhelming darkness in the world
that dude stopped that drunk asshole from beating that dog, like a true light fighter, giggity
by pilldickle May 13, 2024
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Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.
Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work
by Wildfire 2.0 August 1, 2022
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light stabbing

Just the tip of the blade. Not necessary to go hilt (guard) deep.
The man was so aggravating I wanted to give him a light stabbing.
by fatsalle May 13, 2021
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Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.
Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.
by Wargom July 2, 2024
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random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017
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