by big tittied man May 17, 2022
Get the jordanmug. 
A Jordan is a British Male who typically has brown hair and eyes. Jordan may also be short and very sexy. His last name will most likely start with a H because that is a sexy letter fitting his sexy appearance.
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
by Jahhhh December 3, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
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