Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.

If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.

by Checkoff June 13, 2024

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 1, 2019

Jake

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)

"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"

by CSlade August 29, 2018

Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.

Jake is a piece of meth baby shit

by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019

Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Jake

A hot guy

Dam jake is like super hot

by Tacormylife December 27, 2021

Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.

*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv

by AwwwwYeaaaahhMixxThattLeaaan May 7, 2019