jordan is a fuck boy, dont mess around with because after yall break up he will go to the next girl not even a whole week later.. DONT mess with him if he light skin because he will FUCK YOU OVER.
"hey girl you seen that jordan dude? " " yea i did, we started talking." "
well stop cuz he will break your heart."
well stop cuz he will break your heart."
by daniaaaa October 1, 2019
Get the jordanmug. 
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
Get the Nyquil Jordanmug. by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. The try hard keebler elf
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
Get the jordanmug. The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text
Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.
by Anon poop May 9, 2013
Get the Jordaningmug.