golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018

golden state

The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"

by ebxny21 December 25, 2020

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

When you have to memorize resistor color codes...

A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks

by nigeshvar June 15, 2024

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

golden marshmallow

A woman who is beautifully tanned and sweet

A marshmallow that has been roasted to Golden perfection on an open flame

That is one golden marshmallow of a woman.

I've only seen a golden marshmallow on the food Network.

by Aroach January 22, 2019

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018