Facebook Evangelist

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.
Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist
by monkeyman 777 December 03, 2010
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Facebook Lesbian

A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.

Essentially a Poser.
Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..

Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.
by LehighValleyLesbians June 11, 2012
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Facebook Rage

The extreme frustration one feels when Facebook changes things up.
I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature
by Ruhlentheworld September 21, 2011
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Facebook Fog

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.
We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.
by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010
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facebook phase

A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face
Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard
by SafeHavenThug February 13, 2014
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did a facebook

To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often
Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore
by Flyingwithdice April 01, 2010
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facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook
guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that
by totaditopjk June 08, 2015
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