Facebook Diva

Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"

Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....

by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013

did a facebook

To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often

Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore

by Flyingwithdice March 31, 2010

facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

Facebook Lesbian

A girl who claims to be lesbian, but really is not. This is claim is usually made due to several factors, sometimes all combined. Those being, Confusion, Aiming for acceptance from actual lesbians or other facebook lesbians, sometimes these girls have never fully matured and been able to open up and be comfortable around guys, so they just settle for girls who they are more comfortable with, especially with showing their bodies off.

Essentially a Poser.

Dude 1: Dint that chick just suck your dick last week? facebook says shes a lesbian..

Dude 2: Shes just a facebook lesbian man, shes a trendy homosexual.

by LehighValleyLesbians December 12, 2012

Facebook Evangelist

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

by equestrienne January 2, 2012

FaceBook Blur

the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)

Dude that Facebook Blur was totally disappointing... i thought she would be much hotter

by bloop1785 October 20, 2011