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Nasty Facebook

Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.
Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.
by Bleezy009 August 2, 2009
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Facebook Diva

Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"
Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....
by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013
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Facebook Grudge

A grudge held due to lack of communication on facebook. Often caused by not commenting someone back on a status, photo, or other facebook item.
"What's wrong with Stacy? Why hasn't she been talking to you?"
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."
by TRexSweeney February 19, 2010
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Facebook Fog

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.
We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.
by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010
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facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook
guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that
by totaditopjk June 10, 2015
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FaceBook Blur

the stressful moment when you open a picture on Facebook to see if a girl or guy is hot.. but the picture is blurry and still loading, leaving you unable to see the person's face clearly for a few seconds or more... can result in chronic disappointment after the expected wait time of 15 seconds (depending on internet connection)
Dude that Facebook Blur was totally disappointing... i thought she would be much hotter
by bloop1785 October 20, 2011
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Facebook Rage

The extreme frustration one feels when Facebook changes things up.
I got some major Facebook Rage today when I couldn't figure out how to use Facebook's new "helpful" feature
by Ruhlentheworld September 21, 2011
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