Facebook Fog

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.

We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010

Facebook Grudge

A grudge held due to lack of communication on facebook. Often caused by not commenting someone back on a status, photo, or other facebook item.

"What's wrong with Stacy? Why hasn't she been talking to you?"
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."

by TRexSweeney February 19, 2010

facebook phase

A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face

Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard

by SafeHavenThug February 12, 2014

Angry Facebooking

The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.

Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!

Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE

Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...

by smooth-operator December 15, 2010

Facebook Diva

Someone who sits behind a computer using Facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. The internet equivalent to people who say things like "What chu laughin' at?," " and "Say dat to ma face!"

Victim: Check out this graphic about how much bigger Africa is than most people think.
Facebook Diva: What does the size of Africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? Africa is a continent. Not a country. Let's see how many countries fit in Asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than Africa.
Victim: ....

by I'mTotallyNotDave April 17, 2013

Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.

Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."

by equestrienne January 2, 2012

facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

by totaditopjk June 10, 2015