David

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David is a major bot

by David’sabot January 22, 2019

david najifi

This guy is an absolute unit

Me:yo this goofy acting up
Connor:should we get David najifi on him
Me:idk that guy is a unit they’ll get daved up bad
Connor: ok well add him up if this goofy still acting up

by Meandmybros January 27, 2019

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.

Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!

by nethiq February 6, 2019

david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected

Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie

by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019

David Dobrik

Guy that was dumped by Liza Koshy after dating for 2 years.

person 1: Did David Dobrik and Liza Koshy break up?
person 2: Yea, she broke up with him in january.

by dobrikkoshy August 30, 2018

David Hasselhoffa

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018