ya mum's ya dad 

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad

ya mum's ya dad by reuben herdbeurger October 16, 2020

Jacks Hot Dad 

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

Jacks Hot Dad by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

Dead Beat Dad 

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

Dead Beat Dad by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Mr. Kyle's Dad 

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.

"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"

Mr. Kyle's Dad by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019

Dead beat dad 

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

Dead beat dad by stoniebologna November 29, 2011

STEP DAD 

STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...

Those are nice trainers...

Thanks, my step dad bought me them

Wheres your real dad?

Out wasting money...

STEP DAD by CMPR November 19, 2011

fat dad 

man who drives a 2 door car in florida

mackenzie's fat dad gave me a ride to the squirrel farm

fat dad by mfinks14 December 30, 2011