douche baggerary 

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

douche baggerary by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010

douche bag 

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

douche bag by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

Douche Bonger 

Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.

(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.

Douche Bonger by Dufe February 24, 2010

Douche Pound 

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

Douche Pound by sexy jesse May 10, 2010

Douche bag 

Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.

Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.

Douche bag, Tan Tan

Douche bag by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010

Douche Bagnet 

One who attracts douche bags.

Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet

Douche Bagnet by Anonymous Douche Bagnet October 20, 2010

douche bag 

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

douche bag by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010