donkey kong

a exotic dancer which resembles an ape like species. Aka a sleezy beezy.
Commonly seen in Geoffreys' house. (He likes ugly people)

"Geoffrey, stop doing donkey kong, Take out the trash and eat your paste!"

"The stripper pole says 'no donkey kongs allowed'"

by Thizzman June 17, 2006

Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is like a swamp pig or a bush pig
basically its a white trailor trash scrubber who doesnt wash and has a smelly cunt
a girl u wouldnt fuck with a baseball bat

ghurl ur a swamp donkey u nasty!!!

by toostr82bgay December 23, 2004

Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!!

A cheer that can be used in any multiplayer videogame, esp. Halo 2, especially used while "storming" and enemy base, or after a difficult accomplishment.

"Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher, CHAAAAARGE!!!"
"Killtacular! Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!"

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 6, 2005

Donkey porter

This when a man finds a donkety and fucks in it's ass until poops and bleeds at the same time.

I am such a big Donkey porter me and my friend did it yesterday.

by Ryan Sebolt November 27, 2007

Donkey Kong

the process in which your penis is sucked.

Haha ya that bitch Yolanda Donkey Konged me in the alley.

by TomasTomas December 28, 2005

Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007