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Turd Crusher 

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.
"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"
Turd Crusher by Pud June 5, 2005
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FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.
Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.
FACE CRUSHER by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

ball crusher 

A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.
Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.

coat crushing

As the temperature dropped, he pulled his coat tighter about himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.

crash land naked 

Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
"The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com
crash land naked by Smidge204 April 7, 2004

crushing ass

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.
crushing ass by Lewda February 27, 2008