Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.

That boy christian is such a dick.

by Ricksta2008 November 25, 2021

Christian Hill

Has a Horse Cock. Wants to kill himself. He has mild autism and multiple personality disorders. Christian Hill is living in a lie. Everything he does is faked by his persona and everything he feels is misguided by his inability to understand his emotions. He will probably join the Marine Corps and regret it.

Wow. That retard seems like Christian Hill

by iSad69 November 27, 2021

Christian

Christian is good at football and is cracked at everything he does and is good looking and is good at beating dysen in madden

Christian is better than dysen at football

by Joemamma09876543210987654321 December 2, 2021

Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021

Christian

Christian is a handsome boy that get's all the girls.He's anti and if he wants her girl he makes sure he gets them.He's a gossip king.He likes to fight.But most of his ex's are bitches.He likes the word msoro

Omg Christian is so handsome I just can't stop waiting till he asks me out

by Christian lbt December 6, 2021

National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.

I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.

by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019