Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

cum-bucketrous

Engaging in acts that are indicative of a cum-bucket.

Your actions this weekend were cum-bucketrous to say the least, Kris.

cum-bucketrous by McNultey February 27, 2009

cum sprout 

crotch fruit. a.k.a. a child

Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?

cum sprout by eschatonik April 12, 2011

Cum Limbo 

When a guy blows his egg whites on a girl's stomach and she has nothing to wipe it off with.... she 'cum limbos' as in she has to arch her back backwards like she is limboing so that the cum doesn't slide off.

After Jack blew his load on Betsy's stomach, she had to cum limbo all the way to the bathroom to wipe off the spooge.

Cum Limbo by 'spo December 2, 2011

Cum Belt 

A male ejaculating his load across the waist of a female. Leaving her with a belt of semen around her body.

Dude I didn't whack off for two weeks so I had a big enough load to give Stacey a cum belt.

Cum Belt by masterhand111 April 11, 2013

Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.

That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?

Cum Guards by Al-katraz September 6, 2013

cum cement 

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

cum cement by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016