Bald Bobby

A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)

Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

Flobby Bobby

Nick name for flip flop. Flippy floppy, flobby Bobby.

I need to grab my flippy floppy flobby bobby’s!

by Pbros147 June 12, 2019

A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

throbby bobby

this is a mans penis fully erect, throbbing and bobbing up and down

“i got a huge throbby bobby for you girl”

by cuckooforcocoapuffs February 16, 2020

bibbity bobbity man

A bibbity bobbity man is someone who does "Bibbity bobbity ur ______ is now my property" at everyone.

Joe- bibbity bobbity ur tits are now my property
Amanda- ok have at 'em
Joe- hell yeah juicy jugs on the way
Joe- *thinks* ye im such a bibbity bobbity man!

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

dirty bobbyj

When a dirty pervert gets a group of girls and guys together then proceeds to have sex with everyone due to the “If you fuck her, I fuck you” standing rules for home

Damn, I was at a Dirty BobbyJ last night and I will surely be telling this story to my psychiatrist

by WhiskeyBob13 June 16, 2020

backwards bobby boy

word for someone who reads the dang books backwards!!!! reads them the wrong way!! back to front!

"that eustace is a god darn backwards bobby boy! Fuck!"

by Bogish September 16, 2020