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pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.
I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?
by BPositive March 6, 2020
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Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers
Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.
by Paul Merr November 5, 2018
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Biscuit Man

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Phrase/Saying that can be taken multiple ways.

You or someone you know has done something well or done something badly.
Also another way of saying ‘it is what it is
John *makes a great sporting goal*
Sam : John has just thrown it in with the biscuits!

Jane : Today is going really slow- we should just throw it in with the biscuits
by ilivelifeevryday November 2, 2025
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Buttered Biscuit

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
by ashytitties999 May 19, 2024
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Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili
1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits
by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 7, 2021
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