Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit faced.

Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!

by txbe September 14, 2025

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit-faced. Obliterated.

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"

by txbe October 7, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Hoodrat Blast

When a Hood Rat refers to publicly exposing or criticizing someone, often through social media. It involves sharing negative or embarrassing details about a person's actions or behavior to a wide audience.

Hoodrat blast: I’m funna blast yo’ ass errwhere. Ya’ll watch wut happens.

by Way-Oh November 22, 2025

Elbow blast

The sexual act of ramming your elbow in the recipient’s ass or vagina until your hand is the only thing you can see.

Me and Tyrone elbow blasted each other last night

by Lil dirty Pablo December 1, 2025