Jew

Parker byer himself

Parker’s a Jew

by Yepper April 4, 2023

Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

ice jew

Challenger in League of Legends with a big enormous giant penis

Damn Ice Jew has a big penis

by BigEbola November 13, 2017

Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew

You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!

by dodgy man May 21, 2024

Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.

Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.

by Evil white man April 22, 2019

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020