asshole 

1. A term of endearment most commonly used in the tactical/self defense community.
2. Someone who really knows their field of expertise and may seem abrupt to those that did not expect to get their gear dirty.

That (insert favorite instructor) is an asshole. He really knows his shit!

asshole by multicam_cowbell April 28, 2015

asshole 

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

asshole by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

Asshole 

Asshole: someone who posts a lot of things on Urban Dictionary and doesn't vote on them so they are all backed up.

I posted on one thing then voted on over 100 posts to make up for it cause it is backed up.

I am not an Asshole ... Are you?

Synynyms: Dickhead,cocklover,ass,junky,tocoolforschool

Asshole by TruthfulLier"_" August 7, 2015

Asshole couple 

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

Asshole couple by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

asshole 

The anus.

Hi John! So you're here today for asshole problems?

asshole by Ur guna gt rekt March 13, 2016

asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.

This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.

asshole discharge by jonarchy September 22, 2016

Asshole 

More commonly known as Sam Pepper, the asshole resorts to inhumane acts of sexual abuse when he feels like gaining some recognition online. When all fails, the asshole decides to lie like a little bitch and call it a social experiment eventhough said asshole knows it is still not right. The asshole may also pretend to kill someone in front of their best friend and make the other person break down in front of him, then scares the shit out of him by making the supposedly dead boy come back to like and jump scare his best friend, possibly scarring the boy for life and giving him mental health issues. BUT IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, RIGHT?!?

Beth: Ew look at that asshole grabbing little girls butts.
Amy: You mean that little Sam Pepper bitch.
Beth: Yeah.

Martha: Call the authorities.

~ Beth xxx

Asshole by _MyBlankDescription_ aka. Beth September 12, 2016